Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Friday, October 24, 2008
Obama Trying to Help McCain's Campaign
by buying ads on McCain buses. The proof is in the picture:
Truly, this audacious move on Obama's clearly means he is a SOCIALIST!!! Obama, by buying the ad is trying to spread the wealth of his campaign funding to McCain. Audacious and COMMIE!!!
Truly, this audacious move on Obama's clearly means he is a SOCIALIST!!! Obama, by buying the ad is trying to spread the wealth of his campaign funding to McCain. Audacious and COMMIE!!!
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Solution for the Sub-Prime Mess
It's a good one! See if you don't agree.
Check out some of the other entries at that site. Best remedy ever for banks collapsing in Europe and for when stock markets plunge.
Check out some of the other entries at that site. Best remedy ever for banks collapsing in Europe and for when stock markets plunge.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Snort!
This headline at Fark.com had me laughing: Mississippi to get black & white TV tonight
A very funny way to announce McCain will show up for the debate being held in Oxford Mississippi at the University of Mississippi.
A very funny way to announce McCain will show up for the debate being held in Oxford Mississippi at the University of Mississippi.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Eighth Wonder of the World!
Eighth wonder of the world
• It's my understanding the only two man-made structures visible from space are the Great Wall of China and the curbs on U.S. 90 in Gulfport. Is that true?
The Ninth Wonder of the World would be all the hot air the Gulfport mayor's and city council have generated for the pas ten years. That's the real culprit for global warming!
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Have to Admit
One thing you can't call Hilary is quitter. Unrealistic, shrill, devious: those still apply.
Friday, May 9, 2008
The Humor of Truth
From Aish.com:
Nothing funnier than the truth...
submitted by: BP
Avg. RatingVotes: 273 Views: 13353
In the years before the Balfour Declaration, a member of the House of Lords asked Chaim Weizmann, "Why do you Jews insist on Palestine when there are so many undeveloped countries you could settle in more conveniently?"
Weizmann replied, "That is like my asking you why you drove 20 miles to visit your mother last Sunday when there are so many old ladies living on your street."
Captured
submitted by: JEEPS Katz
Avg. RatingVotes: 293 Views: 13028
Reporters CNN Journalist Christianne Amanpour and Former CBS Journalist Dan Rather, and an Israeli sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Christianne Amanpour said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Amanpour dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?"
"Kick me," said the soldier.
"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me," insisted the Israeli.
So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him.
The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flack jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the soldier was untying Rather and Amanpour, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you first?"
"What?" replied the Israeli, "And have you two schnooks report that I was the aggressor?!"
Nothing funnier than the truth...
submitted by: BP
Avg. RatingVotes: 273 Views: 13353
In the years before the Balfour Declaration, a member of the House of Lords asked Chaim Weizmann, "Why do you Jews insist on Palestine when there are so many undeveloped countries you could settle in more conveniently?"
Weizmann replied, "That is like my asking you why you drove 20 miles to visit your mother last Sunday when there are so many old ladies living on your street."
Captured
submitted by: JEEPS Katz
Avg. RatingVotes: 293 Views: 13028
Reporters CNN Journalist Christianne Amanpour and Former CBS Journalist Dan Rather, and an Israeli sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Christianne Amanpour said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Amanpour dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?"
"Kick me," said the soldier.
"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me," insisted the Israeli.
So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him.
The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flack jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the soldier was untying Rather and Amanpour, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you first?"
"What?" replied the Israeli, "And have you two schnooks report that I was the aggressor?!"
Monday, April 28, 2008
Overstocked
The reports of shortages of matzah were exaggerated. Pesach ended sundown yesterday. You have boxes and boxes of matzah left. What to do with them?
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Shiny, Sparkly Things!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Found one at IMAO that explains Carter's fascination with Hamas:
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Aspect Ratios!
I'm going to have to try to use the formula these engineers used to find the aspect ratio of my kitties.
Also, the corporal cuddling works! Thank goodness for engineers who take the effort to explain cats. It's about time someone did.
Also, the corporal cuddling works! Thank goodness for engineers who take the effort to explain cats. It's about time someone did.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Daddy Daycare!
As usual Israelis have come up with another innovative solution: What to do with a husband who is underfoot? The husbands in the video commute from Israel to places around the world. But wives all over can appreciate the solution: Daddy Daycare!
H/T: The Muqata
H/T: The Muqata
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
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